And we have the very first featured greentext, picked by twitter users and slaved by Cave editors. This "glorious" piece of internet literature, plucked right from the womb of its cesspool dwelling mother (4chan) and fathered and archived with stubborn screencaps by the Imgur user Kysthei....is 21 parts long. Oh but we can't just post ugly, unintelligible, green colored, low res screencaps on a premium, ad-less website like THE CAVE can't we? So we sat down and got to work on convincing our writer (author of the unfinished gem that is The Divine Orchestra) to write it as a novel, only for your, and the Internet's delight. This lengthy, anonymously signed work of art never left its Imgur - screencap form and although there was a courageous attempt to rewrite it with a more pacified, artistic touch, (which can be seen here) it failed miserably at about 10% progress. But enough with the technical details, let us show you the best form of this story.... not before leaving you with the closing words of the one who worked so tirelessly on it: "Fuck this glorified, cringy, nerd fantasy. Go read Sandra Brown if you're into this kind of over the top, erotic fantasies. I dunno but some of that shit is just too good to be true. Either it is heavily influenced with the guy writing it in wishfull thinking or this is straight up dreamstory. Fucking nerds playing vidya and shit. Still a better love story than Twilight though." * Oh, the passion, the dedication.. the commitment to Sandra Brown novels... *This quote does not reflect the views of the entire CAVE team nor the people that voted for this story. Still a better love story than Twilight.
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